Wednesday, January 30, 2008

We gots jokes.

Jen: Uuuuggghhh...I'm all barfy.
*stumbles up the stairs after running on the treadmill*

Mark: Why?

Jen: Uuuuuggghhhh, I don't know why, but I wish it would stop.

Mark: Maybe you're pregnant.

*Maniacal laughter*

....later in the day....

Jen: Damnit! I have a nosebleed!

Coworker: What?

Jen: Nose. Bleeding. Gross.

Coworker: Maybe you're pregnant!

*Maniacal laughter*

...later that night....

Jen: I'm so tired I want to die.

Mark: Maybe you're pregnant.

*Maniacal laughter; head explodes*

1 comment:

Bev said...

I just found your blog through Lost and Found Connections and you are freaking hilarious! Can't wait to read more updates!