From all the words I've had to eat lately!
"Bloated? Nooo…I don't get bloated on Clomid!!"
"Headaches? Nuh uh! I don't get headaches from Clomid."
"Hot Flashes? Nada! I don't get hot flashes on Clomid!"
"Exhausted? Not at all! I don't get exhausted on Clomid!"
NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM Cookie Monster Style!
Oh, the bloating. It would be cute if I was pregnant but guess what? I'm not. I'm just fat, really.
I have gained about 10 pounds since trying to get pregnant because I'm big on the comfort foods. Since December, I've lost 6 pounds because enough is enough. Every morning I weigh myself, but I can always guess (within a half pound) how much I will weigh just based on how I feel. Today I felt like I would get on the scale and see that I gained back 4 pounds. Nope! Just bloated. I haven't gained any weight back but all of my pants are too tight.
Mark keeps trying to convince me that muffin top is extremely sexy.