Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I Can Haz Apple?

Yes, this is Baxter chewing on my iPhone.


And that bone sitting right beside him? Completes me.

I like to imagine that he at least thought about chewing the bone before going after my iPhone.

I caught him with it in his mouth, and he dropped it then put his paw on it. He is a bit of an asshole.

(I am working on my birth story. I swearz. It is really long so far and talks about my vagina and poop. I am sure you are glad and also very excited.)

14 comments:

Erin said...

YAY! I loves me a good va-jay-jay and poop story!! Can't wait!

I hope the iPhone survived its beating! Ouch!

Elizabeth said...

yummy. i loves iphones. i've been lurking a while, but had to comment. because, i thought of you yesterday when a coworker told me that I don't have to worry about getting pregnant accidentally because most people are not as fertile as she is. wtf? seriously, who says that?

can't wait for the rest of the birth story.

areyoukiddingme said...

Oh sure, try to distract us with cute dog pictures!

Jaci said...

It's like he's saying, "Pay attention TO ME, witch! Grrrr..." He's all defiant and too fuzzy to be mad at. :)

Please tell me you pooped on the birthing table. Kevin swears that I did, but the labor nurse told me I didn't. Did she lie to make me feel better? I'll never know...

Anonymous said...

PLEASE help me answer this debate - my BFF and I disagree on whether dogs have 4 legs or 2 arms and 2 legs. I think they have 2 arms and 2 legs - my dog uses her front paws so much like hands it's hard to imagine that they are actually feet. He, on the other hand, maintains that they are FOUR LEGGED CREATURES, not 2 armed and 2 legged...your thoughts?

Mrs. Higrens said...

This totally reminds me of the seagulls in "Finding Nemo": mine!

WannabeMommy said...

The possibility of hearing a good VG/poop story will keep me coming back again and again. Bring it on!!

Mrs PAJ said...

can't wait!! i just found out i'm pg so a part of me thinks i shouldn't read your story lol but i totally will!! btw - baxter? super cute!!

Aunt Becky said...

It had BETTER mention poop and vaginas. Or I will be writing to my congressmen.

Heather R. said...

*giggles* Bad Dog!

Anonymous said...

Yes! I'm waiting anxiously for part 2, because you know - you don't have anything else on your plate, right? Also, I read the book by Dr. Karp - such a great suggestion. Thanks.
Alyssa

Minta said...

I think your Baxter and my Emma have been in communication. I have rescued a number of phones from her evil clutches in the past two years. And there were two (that's right two!) that weren't resuced in time.

You know the possibility of vaginas and poop are what keeps me coming back. LOL (but for real)

Malloryn said...

He is so cute! Shih tzus can get away with many things... I know, I have two of them :)

Krystle said...

I know I'm commenting on a way old post, but I had to go back and read from the beginning. :) Anyway...it's crazy that you posted this when you did, because ten days earlier I found my parent's dog doing the SAME thing. What is the attraction?! And my cat likes to chew on our phones while when we talk on them...weird.