Since I tossed you a Google Key Word Salad!
Here is a brand new list of things people searched for that led them to my blog:
Let my dog eat you
Going on a trip to relax while trying to conceive
Wait, I think I've heard this joke before...
Hating adults in pigtails
Ah, my friend. You have come to the right place.
Hurt my clitoris
Well, now, that is unfortunate.
I peed in my maxi pad
Peeing in maxi pad
Is your toilet broken? Because...Seriously, why?
Phallic cake design
If you Googled this because someone told you to eat a dick? That's not what they meant.
Relax and Suck
THAT is probably what they meant.
Top ten things that suck
I should add Peeing In A Maxi Pad to my list.
Toss me the salad
Your Google salad is now tossed. That is my limit when it comes to salad tossing. I'm serious. I even buy bagged salad which requires no tossing whatsoever.
(p.s. I left out a whole bunch of Duggar stuff. I mean, like 15 Duggar-related searches. You'd think it was Duggar central over here.)