Monday, November 14, 2011

Google Search Terms!

It's been too long since I've done a Google Search Terms post.  If you're not familiar, these are phrases that people searched which resulted in a visit to mah blog.  It's always fun.  If it's a question I usually try to answer.  Like this:

Does the size of a girl's lips determine the size of her vagina lips?

No, but when she puts on lipstick?  Her vagina lips turn the exact.same.color.  It's crazy.

Did the baby Jesus spit up?

Yes, they do talk about spit up in the bible.  It's in the book of Matthew.  You may have missed it when  you were skipping all that business about who begat who.   Or whom?  I don't know but there was a lot of begatting.

Unfortunately, there weren't many questions this round.  Just a lot of really strange phrases.  Like this:

Harvey Karp is full of shit.

Well, I respectfully disagree, asshole.  I love Harvey Karp!  His Five S's saved our sleep-deprived lives!! 

I fart in ur general direkshun

Rude!

Pooooorn

Just like that: Porn, but with 5 o's.   Multiple o's, I mean.


Whore

That's all.  Just plain old "whore."  Four visits to this very blog came from the word whore.

Fupatoe

OH MY GOD.  I admittedly had to google this but was afraid to click on any of the links.  BUT, under Google Images appears this picture of me:


My face after my first steroid shot, and my second steroid shot.
Apparently = Fupatoe.
(More about all my swelling here)

15 comments:

JT said...

Bahahaha! Thanks for making me laugh with the Google terms! Someone once found my blog by typing in, "dark, mushy assholes". I'm not sure what to be more shocked at...that it lead them to my blog or that someone is searching for rotted out bum holes.

JT said...

BTW, I was realllly tempted to just write, "First!" for my comment, but I didn't want to get punched right through my computer screen.

M said...

Well, I found your blog because I googled, why do people hate the duggars. And now, I am fully submersed in the blogosphere. Thank you Jen, for changing my life for the better. Well, I do spend a lot of my time on here. But still. Thank you!

TreeLove said...

Love that you are posting daily...even though I am sure it is stressful! I look toward to the post every day!

Solitary Diner said...

My personal favourite Google search that led to my blog was "naked peach porn". I suspect the person who found a picture of fresh peach crisp was disappointed.

Also, I think the term "fupatoe" may be the first sign of the impending apocalypse.

JM said...

"Naked in the backyard"

Also,

"Great Drinker and Sucker of Sperm"

Clearly I am classy.

Liz said...

Oh my Lord... my blog was discovered in a search for "German granny fatty older wuwww."

Just the Tip said...

I think the most important thing to take away from this is that,

OMG you are on google images!

Next you will have a wikepedia page!!

You lucky whore!

lparsons15 said...

Hilarious!

clearness said...

Google search on how people got to your blog (my blog too) cracks me up.

Rikki said...

I'm going to be "that" person, but how do you find what people search to find your blog? I've looked all through my stats and can't find it.

Just the Tip said...

Stats --> Traffic Sources --> CLICK MORE and scroll down it will show you "Search keywords"

Rikki said...

Thanks! Turns out mine are relatively boring at this point. That's why I couldn't find it... it was too boring!

Sara said...

This is really hilarious!

Just the Tip said...

Mine are super boring too, I'm jealous.