Things are going just fine here at the Knepper household. The Great Jaundice Saga has ended, thanks to an endless supply of OMG THE NEWBORN POOPING NEVER STOPS! Big sister loves little sister. I am off the percocet and feeling good on just Motrin - quite honestly motivated by the beautiful beers calling to me from my fridge which I cannot drink while taking percocet.
My most serious concern is what is going on with a stuffed monkey.
We got a really adorable basket of baby goodies with a monkey theme that included a stuffed monkey. Olivia has been obsessed with giving this monkey to Adelle all.the.time. and so it is wherever Adelle is. I've had to wake Adelle to eat every three hours through the night so that she would poop out this stupid bilirubin. And so I'm pretty tired and when I'm tired I'm more weird than usual so when I looked down and saw the monkey in the pack and play at about 4 a.m. all I could think was Holy Monkey Penis.
|What else is there to do at 4 a.m. but photograph stuffed animals in questionable positions?|
I'll tell you what you don't want to do at 4 a.m. You do not want to wake up to the HBO that you left on when you fell asleep watching a True Blood marathon because do you know what they play on HBO at 4 a.m.? Let me tell you, it is a dirty dirty sexathon or something on HBO at 4 a.m.
So that was last night. And then today we were in Adelle's room and I notice this happening in her crib:
|MONKEY PENIS! AGAIN!|
I figured that Mark must have done this twice on purpose to make me laugh. He says that he did not. That he just moved it and sat it down and it ended up like that and he didn't even notice. Which makes me sound like a total perv for looking at an innocent stuffed monkey and seeing that it is all, "tah dah!" about its penis when in reality it is just a monkey sitting in a pack and play/crib.
I'm tired. And possibly demented.
The good news is that I don't have to wake the new Knepper to feed her every three hours, so perhaps I will be more well rested and less likely to see monkey penis? Perhaps?