Wednesday, November 21, 2012
I was grasping for a blog to write this morning. I had one written and then found out I had an ad obligation and couldn't use it. I thought maybe I would find something in my Drafts folder that was salvageable because I am a lazy whore and writing two posts for today would be, like, outrageous.
Instead of emailing myself, I used to just start a post and spew whatever randomness I could think of and then save it as a draft. And then I never went back to finish them because I suck at life. So, of course there was nothing written that I could use to cheat on this one month goal that I have made for myself. Way to be a winner, Jen. Way to really set a goal and go after it.
But since I have to post this early today, here is what I found in drafts this morning:
Title: Sleep, By Any Means
(My poor family.)
Title: Point it Away From Your Face
Body: Because good God, you do not want that in your mouth.
(OMG WHAT THE HELL KNEPPER?!)
Title: Don't Forget...
Title: I have seventeen pizzas in my pants.
Body: I have to set a goal. If I don't, I will just end up eating a jar of Nutella every day and walking around with delectable hazelnut and cocoa on my chin and wondering why none of my clothes fit.
(I wonder if I actually published something else similar. This sounds familiar. Or maybe it is because I pretend I care that I am overweight but obviously do not because I keep not doing anything about my Nutella habit.)
Title: Rocking It So Hard, It Ripped
(I really wish I knew what this was about because it sounds funny.)
Title: Sid The Science Kid
Body: Gerald is a douche.
(BAHAHAHAHA! He is. He drives me nuts.)
There are 32 of these gems. I'm saving the rest for another day that I'm in a pinch.
at 9:30 AM