It occurred to me that Zoey is going to get all of the credit for planning and executing the Christmas of super duper scheduled magical fun.
|Zoey, the glory hog.|
We spent three hours at Lowe's picking out and buying all new appliances. Which is like, giving me a total stainless steel-coated appliancegasm by the way. (Being an adult is weird.) We were trying to use the elf to encourage good behavior but it turns out that a happy meal is more effective. Maybe I'll scrap the elf and get a giant Ronald McDonald to move around my house on a daily basis.
We'll see how this goes!
Day 2: Put up and decorate the Christmas tree.