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2009-12-10T06:44:26.579-05:00

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Hey, I know that book! It doesn't say how many...

2009-11-14T21:20:34.969-05:00

Hey, I know that book! It doesn't say how many "wise" men there were, just that they brought three gifts.

So my guess is that is was a group of 30 guys, and every group of ten managed to come up with one gift.

Yeah, that'll be it.

hahahaa! I love the way your brain works! Ke...

2009-06-07T18:32:42.084-04:00

hahahaa!

I love the way your brain works!

Keep those brain farts a comin'!!!

Totally with you on Target's return policy, wh...

2009-06-07T14:09:04.950-04:00

Totally with you on Target's return policy, which is a bummer given how great their stuff is for the price!

Don't hurry on the real entry, I'm totally...

2009-06-07T11:24:34.119-04:00

Don't hurry on the real entry, I'm totally happy with your ridiculous entries.

Amen to your dig on Target Registry/Return policy....

2009-06-05T16:42:44.423-04:00

Amen to your dig on Target Registry/Return policy. It is the WORST!

I heart that book, but your right about the "...

2009-06-04T11:57:08.361-04:00

I heart that book, but your right about the "wise men".

Yes, Target, you and your return policy can stick ...

2009-06-04T10:02:02.567-04:00

Yes, Target, you and your return policy can stick it. (I wish to address Target directly through your blog, if that's ok.) You wouldn't let me return the same gift I got FOUR times because your registry failed to update when someone purchased said gift. Then you wouldn't let me return more than two of them. Do you really think I ripped off a toy company and then wandered into your

You are too funny. Mad props to Miss Olivia for i...

2009-06-04T09:29:05.272-04:00

You are too funny. Mad props to Miss Olivia for inspiring your hilarity.

gawd i hate target's return policy. but i lov...

2009-06-04T07:52:14.116-04:00

gawd i hate target's return policy. but i love that place so much....

This post brings to mind our visit with the Shepar...

2009-06-04T07:08:14.353-04:00

This post brings to mind our visit with the Shepard family when you were somewhere around three years old. You looked at the nativity scene and told people that was Princess Leah from Star Wars and the three WISE GUYS....HA....Mom

Ok so I haven't tried to return anything to Ta...

2009-06-04T06:28:23.861-04:00

Ok so I haven't tried to return anything to Target in like forever so I have no idea about their return policy but wow. It used to be so lax and easy (back in the dark ages when I worked there). We had a guy that returned his shoes every 4 months or so for several years because they were wearing out so he could get a new pair. And the store did it!
This also reminds me of a joke.

Jen, you crack me up. Seriously. We do not have a ...

2009-06-03T23:52:33.636-04:00

Jen, you crack me up. Seriously. We do not have a Target in our town, so I am unfamiliar with their return policy, but I usually manage to win with our Walmart & Babies R Us return desk nazis. You just gotta be mean and stand your ground, and cry a little if necessary.

And THEN the wise men take credit for it!!!! And s...

2009-06-03T23:11:32.013-04:00

And THEN the wise men take credit for it!!!! And so do men men. A group of us went in together on a present for someone and the guy that handed it to her never bothered to mention that like 10 of us had paid for it.

Ha! It was only like 2 weeks later when I asked how she liked her present that we all found out.

hahahahahahahahah.....I live "ridiculous"...

2009-06-03T20:51:22.524-04:00

hahahahahahahahah.....I live "ridiculous" entries. Love 'em.

if their wives had done the shopping, they would h...

2009-06-03T20:44:46.945-04:00

if their wives had done the shopping, they would have brought useful baby gifts. ;-)

I just send gift cards. I find it saves me a HELL ...

2009-06-03T20:07:18.273-04:00

I just send gift cards. I find it saves me a HELL of a lot of time and effort and because I am fat and lazy, this is key.

I love your posts. You are too funny. I hope you a...

2009-06-03T18:00:42.413-04:00

I love your posts. You are too funny. I hope you and Olivia are doing well!

AMEN on the Target registry (and return policy) bl...

2009-06-03T17:48:46.515-04:00

AMEN on the Target registry (and return policy) blowing a big fat fatty.

I, too, hate Target's return policy. So I onl...

2009-06-03T17:27:23.392-04:00

I, too, hate Target's return policy. So I only buy consumables that are on sale there. I'm pretty sure I won't have to return them, and I don't need a receipt (that I never got because someone gave me a gift, and I certainly can't ask them for the receipt because then they'll know I don't want the gift that they chose specially for my baby, even though I know it was

Are you kidding? The fiery bush and man in the be...

2009-06-03T16:49:52.304-04:00

Are you kidding? The fiery bush and man in the belly of a whale are tame compared to Elisha! Elisha the prophet, who ordered a bear to come and eat the group of kids who was teasing him for being bald?

Or Baalam, and his conversation with a talking donkey?

Way cooler than guys bringing gifts to the Savior of the world...