tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post4237820942708651605..comments2009-12-18T08:28:44.656-05:00Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03844806977351587056noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-52408158659901214172009-12-18T08:28:44.656-05:002009-12-18T08:28:44.656-05:00

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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-65411783271108035872009-12-04T10:27:33.132-05:002009-12-04T10:27:33.132-05:00

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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-55620827716512958702008-06-12T07:03:00.000-04:002008-06-12T07:03:00.000-04:00

Too funny! I'd order a subscription!<BR/><BR/>My list:<BR/>1. Ride the bus during rush hour with a big ass buggy, unless absolutely necessary. Small strollers or carriers only.<BR/><BR/>2. Allow my kid to dictate meals. We'll be eating what's prepared and if he's hungry, he'll eat it. (This is of course within reason - no kid likes brussels sprouts.) My sisters and I grew up with this rule

Sprudelnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09008991163287790263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-38371843949078698802008-06-11T23:40:00.000-04:002008-06-11T23:40:00.000-04:00

Can I just say that I HATE those kind of women and I fear that I will do the very same thing. So friggin' irritating!!!! Husband and I L.Our.A.O. with your Demi Moore thing.

Alisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05951586892501887663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-6252965468001553312008-06-10T14:05:00.000-04:002008-06-10T14:05:00.000-04:00

I would get several subscriptions to your magazine. <BR/><BR/>1. To keep<BR/><BR/>2. To give to women that give me horrible advice. I think Infertile Whore might catch their attention!!<BR/><BR/>WHAT I WILL NOT DO: I will NOT hold my stomach at 4 months pregnant in public, as if I was 9 months pregnant!

Nicolehttp://fromthedepthsofmysoul.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-61553859912486111852008-06-08T21:25:00.000-04:002008-06-08T21:25:00.000-04:00

You are such a scream. I could read you all day. That story about the lady in the post office is so ridiculous that I could almost say that God put her there to give you a blog story to write home about.<BR/><BR/>And I so want to subscribe to Infertile Whore. That is so freakin' funny.

MamaSoonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12774124942554313863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-65770818628123871542008-06-06T15:42:00.000-04:002008-06-06T15:42:00.000-04:00

That ventriloquism lady has lost her fucking mind. There should be some sort of citation you can issue to people like that. Also to people who park their SUVs such that they take up two parking spaces.

Motel Managerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07713211390770892389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-2065926505471983982008-06-06T15:30:00.000-04:002008-06-06T15:30:00.000-04:00

I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR POST. THEY MAKE ME LAUGH. EVEN WHEN I DONT FEEL LIKE LAUGHING. IM PRAYING FOR YOU AND I DO HAVE A FEELING THIS IS YOUR MONTH.- ASHLEY

Ashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03462223326441100615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-55526340518509948762008-06-06T11:08:00.000-04:002008-06-06T11:08:00.000-04:00

Love the blog...am an "unexplained secondary infertile" myself, taking a break from it all for a few months. <BR/>Things I promised myself I would never do (and had to eat my words)...<BR/>1) use a leash on my toddler...until she developed the ability to escape the stroller and go all track-and-field-superstar on me in less time than it took for me to sneeze.<BR/>2) call my husband "daddy"

Karennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-40179531787243373632008-06-06T11:06:00.000-04:002008-06-06T11:06:00.000-04:00

Love it, Jen! tooo Funny!

Shereenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12931847311194009315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-20878738803269882972008-06-06T08:07:00.000-04:002008-06-06T08:07:00.000-04:00

LMAO!!! I LOVE the cover of infertile whore!!! You just made me laugh so hard. Which is a difficult thing as I am dragging my butt to work with less than 2 weeks to go before summer break!!<BR/><BR/>Something I will never do.. Dress in matching outfits with DC.. Uggh..

Triciahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17714298937388763348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-35819468458417153002008-06-05T21:38:00.000-04:002008-06-05T21:38:00.000-04:00

IF I ever have kids, I will never ever ever try and convince my non-child friends that they should have kids or ask my non-child friends WHEN they are going to have babies.<BR/>Love the title of your blog btw. That is one of my "favorite" solutions that family and friends have said to me in the past 2 years....<BR/>(here via NCLM)

smartypantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00203809571848802339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-72769611934657232192008-06-05T19:51:00.000-04:002008-06-05T19:51:00.000-04:00

Great cover, although it was conspicuously absent from my REs office at my last visit. Check out my blog for more info. Can I get in line for the cover lineup of Infertile Whore? I am really good at looking fat and pissy in photos, if that's any kind of qualification. Not that you do, but it certainly is a common face among us infertiles.

Stacy Woodruffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02104950531432996687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-21514412946057956232008-06-05T18:27:00.000-04:002008-06-05T18:27:00.000-04:00

some people are weridos! I love the magazine, I saw it on Pam's site too, and didn't know if she made it or your did! She is awesome!<BR/><BR/>Things I will not do in public with my children: treat them like I don't want them. I CAN'T STAND THIS! I want to slap the parent and say if your child is such a burden to you, let an infertile loving person take them! I am sure arrests of attmeping

aliciahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15026378388609134143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-13848923526990530562008-06-05T17:48:00.000-04:002008-06-05T17:48:00.000-04:00

If I have a daughter I won't let her dress like a whore when she's 12 years old (or ever). I used to be a Jr. High teacher and I sent kids to the office ALL THE TIME for dress code violations. I'm like "Hey, I don't want to see your boobs." Besides, it's depressing that a 12 year old has bigger boobs than I do. And this is what they wear to school! I cringe when I see them at the grocery

Senora Roocellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15855730133536142524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-51682989340510654782008-06-05T15:43:00.000-04:002008-06-05T15:43:00.000-04:00

The mag cover it too clever. I think there's a great market for it - about 7.3 million. <BR/><BR/>Best of luck to you in this cycle. I hope it works for you so you write a new list about what you WILL do when you're a mom.<BR/><BR/>here from NCLM.

Kelly Dwww.twinpeas.com/wordpressnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-74827621958100706352008-06-05T15:14:00.000-04:002008-06-05T15:14:00.000-04:00

Great Mag. Not only would I subscribe, I'd pimp it for you!!<BR/><BR/>My 'nevers': <BR/><BR/>I will never utter the most condescending words to another woman, "Once you become a mother, you'll understand."<BR/><BR/>I will never ask a woman when she is going to have kids. It's not my GD business and if she's another IFer, then that's just plain hurtful.<BR/><BR/>I will never flaunt my child

spike0216http://www.blogger.com/profile/12333468546707788303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-74824741526530354062008-06-05T14:39:00.000-04:002008-06-05T14:39:00.000-04:00

OMG. Please sign me up for a subscription. I need the ovulation kits. Love 'Infertility Whore'.

Murgdanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00740095971968567222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-13582335375813294012008-06-05T14:30:00.000-04:002008-06-05T14:30:00.000-04:00

Ha! I'm with the anonymous poster who will refer to her husband with the proper name. I really hope I won't refer to myself only as mommy. IE: bring it to mommy, come see mommy, mommy says to be quiet, mommy sees you, etc. Sorry, but how will the poor child ever speak properly? Bring it to me, some see me, I see you, be quiet, etc. will have to suffice!

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-6828510003108050892008-06-05T14:26:00.000-04:002008-06-05T14:26:00.000-04:00

I wholeheartedly agree about not allowing a child run crazy in a parking lot. I HATE THAT.<BR/><BR/>I also would never put up with a child screaming in a store because they want something. I see parents bribe children with candy and toys all the time.

christinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-67191409542517000822008-06-05T12:15:00.000-04:002008-06-05T12:15:00.000-04:00

I L.O.V.E. the mag cover!! I'd def. subscribe for life!<BR/><BR/>A few of my "nevers":<BR/>1. I will never continue to sit in a wedding, church service, or any other "quiet/reverant/none child-focused" event when my child starts crying/screaming/talking very loudly.<BR/>2. I will never allow my child to get away with smarting off to an adult, whether it be a family member or a stranger.<BR/>3.

Dreamer4agifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01484007558206947938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-26608532199766249612008-06-05T10:54:00.000-04:002008-06-05T10:54:00.000-04:00

I will not constantly refer to my husband as "Daddy" once we have a child. As in, "Daddy, the baby needs more milk, would you get some for him." I've managed to call him by his real name (or sh*thead when he really irks me) for 6 years now. I think that can continue. <BR/><BR/>I will not constantly talk to/discipline/play with my children while talking on the phone to other people.<BR/><BR/>I

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-21057735323963088592008-06-05T10:07:00.000-04:002008-06-05T10:07:00.000-04:00

Good to know you love the cover! You go ahead and pose your Demi Moore-esque for me! No, I think not with a cigarette! What about a syringe between your mouth? That would speak volumes of the pain we go through!!!!!!!! Send me a picture and I'll take it from there! :)<BR/><BR/>The one thing that I won't do is not bring my baby with a pram to the market!! When I go to the market, it's so freakin'

Still Standing Strong in A Bloom of Hope.http://www.blogger.com/profile/03719950638154642271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-71966138238597085112008-06-05T09:57:00.000-04:002008-06-05T09:57:00.000-04:00

I've figured out 2 of the 88 ways. Relaxing and baby dust. Can you run down the rest in a later post? Maybe it's sexy lingerie!<BR/><BR/>I will not allow my children to go without washing their hands when they use the bathroom.<BR/>I will not do one of those cartoon stickers of the members of our family on the back of my car.<BR/>I will not tell people that they don't understand anything

Jendeishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11960909534349311223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7012874364178693867.post-67917584566998445252008-06-05T09:48:00.000-04:002008-06-05T09:48:00.000-04:00

I'm with Anna - If your child is old enough to sit in church they shouldn't be coloring in Barbie coloring books - if they can't pay attention at least get them a Bible Story coloring book.<BR/><BR/>Also won't let kids roam free in parking lots - or anywhere dangerous for that matter - that is my biggest pet peeve to see a 2 or 3 year old just standing in the parking lot somewhere!<BR/><BR/>I

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