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^^^^ haha!! to Anonymous who has no balls to post...

2009-09-26T17:40:25.468-04:00

^^^^

haha!! to Anonymous who has no balls to post their name and contact information.... or address... lol

Get over yourself and post your dumb ass comments somewhere else.

So...you don't take meds for a headache or cra...

2009-08-30T15:03:29.845-04:00

So...you don't take meds for a headache or cramps, but you see nothing wrong with taking narcotics for "unnecessary pain" when you have a BABY, another human life, a very fragile human life, inside you? It didn't alarm you that her heart rate was reacting badly? You shouldn't be joking about this. You should be writing seriously, thoughtfully, APOLOGETICALLY, about your

This. was. hilarious. My first visit to your blog...

2009-05-08T10:22:00.000-04:00

This. was. hilarious.

My first visit to your blog, and I was laughing out loud at this post!! Can't wait to read the rest of the story!!

PS - Now I am traumatized to give birth...

So you don't know me, and I don't know you, but I'...

2009-05-06T12:19:00.000-04:00

So you don't know me, and I don't know you, but I've read every post in your blog over the past few weeks, and we to have about a bagillion things in common. My husband and I were reading your blog about what not to say to an infertile person the other not, and we were both cracking the hell up. With four years of infertility under our belts, we have heard ALL. OF. THOSE. Why are people so

Loving this so far. Definitley not the "typical" ...

2009-05-04T12:12:00.000-04:00

Loving this so far. Definitley not the "typical" birth story. Can't wait for the rest.

Bring on the drugs! Boy, that's a movie in the ma...

2009-05-02T21:57:00.000-04:00

Bring on the drugs! Boy, that's a movie in the making. Where was this story when they were filming 'the miracle of life' for high school students? I think it's time for a re-make.

Wickedly hillarious - the best birth recollection ...

2009-05-02T01:15:00.000-04:00

Wickedly hillarious - the best birth recollection I have ever read/heard...and you're only half way there! Hurry please...or I may have to stalk your blog even more...ewww creepy!

Funny how it all works out though eh? My life creations are already learning how to swim - time goes so fast.

Awesome story.By the way the shakes are a side eff...

2009-05-02T00:00:00.000-04:00

Awesome story.By the way the shakes are a side effect of the epidural (some of us lucky people get them with general anesthesia, too yay!)
Ive had exploratory laparoscopy twice for my PCOS and also D and C after my miscarriage and evertyime got the shakes. It wasnt until reading about the side effects of epidural and anesthesia, that i found out, nobody let me know beforehand and i have

Your birth story actually makes me a little less s...

2009-05-01T22:38:00.000-04:00

Your birth story actually makes me a little less scared to give birth myself. I'm trying to silently laugh so as not to wake up DH. I may have to go outside in a minute and let it out though.

Hilarious! I love your writing, and I think we ca...

2009-05-01T22:31:00.000-04:00

Hilarious! I love your writing, and I think we can all relate to your story in some way.

I wonder if you have ever watched the movie Conehe...

2009-05-01T16:45:00.000-04:00

I wonder if you have ever watched the movie Coneheads? Old movie but hysterical. The part where Prymatt begins the 'birth spasm' and her water breaks is awesome. It reminds me of your story. If you haven't seen it, you should rent it for that scene alone.

So what about the poop and stuff? And you're bac...

2009-05-01T15:06:00.000-04:00

So what about the poop and stuff?

And you're back to work? I'm sorry. That sucks dirty asshole. Almost as bad as pooping during labor.

So that means Lil' O is in daycare now? How's that going? Oh, they're raping you for every cent you have? Yeah, me too. Your next post topic... "Daycares: What a Fucking Ripoff."
After the poop post though.

I just have to say yours may be my favorite blog o...

2009-05-01T13:21:00.000-04:00

I just have to say yours may be my favorite blog of all time. :) That is all. :)

*TTC*Chick*

"Lady Business" is my favorite term. I constantly ...

2009-05-01T13:18:00.000-04:00

"Lady Business" is my favorite term. I constantly have to restrain myself from stealing it for my own use. But my moral standards have given you a sort of "Lady Business" copyright.

I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the finale!

Great story...you had me sitting on the edge of my...

2009-05-01T09:02:00.000-04:00

Great story...you had me sitting on the edge of my seat the whole time.

You made LIFE!

You. Are. Hilarious. I'm loving your birth story ...

2009-05-01T01:00:00.000-04:00

You. Are. Hilarious. I'm loving your birth story (well not YOUR birth story, but you know what I mean!) and I can't wait for the conclusion! And I just have to tell you the "are you nauseated?" "no I hold this under my face because it makes me look awesome" bit made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes. I'm glad that everything did turn out alright and you now have an adorable little girl. :)

I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while! And...

2009-04-30T22:29:00.000-04:00

I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while!

And yes, I'm all about the drugs too, best invention ever!

This is hands down the funniest birth story I've e...

2009-04-30T21:49:00.000-04:00

This is hands down the funniest birth story I've ever read. I love the high and sleeping thing, yay you! You may have been the most relaxed in-labor woman ever, so WTF with the high blood pressure? I think your cervix teamed up with your heart to punk you.

High-larious! This is the only birth story in the...

2009-04-30T20:47:00.000-04:00

High-larious! This is the only birth story in the past three years of IF that I can't wait to hear more. (Side note, I tried to read your post at work and it was denied/blocked. Said the reason was PORN. Thought you might find humor in that.

Loving your recount of the birth story. Did they ...

2009-04-30T18:03:00.000-04:00

Loving your recount of the birth story. Did they put you on Magnesium Sulfate for blood pressure? They did that to me (even though I didn't have pre-eclampsia, just an assy blood pressure) and that was the worst part of labor. It made me so sick!
Can't wait for part 3!
Alyssa

one of your funniest ever, jennepper.

2009-04-30T17:46:00.000-04:00

one of your funniest ever, jennepper.

Thank you for posting the birth story. Can't wait...

2009-04-30T16:28:00.000-04:00

Thank you for posting the birth story. Can't wait for the exciting conclusion!

hey at least you got blankets! i had the shakes li...

2009-04-30T15:53:00.000-04:00

hey at least you got blankets! i had the shakes like mad and i got no love.

and i puked.

but you made it sound so much more fun! ;)

With all 3 of my babies, when I had my water broke...

2009-04-30T15:32:00.000-04:00

With all 3 of my babies, when I had my water broken, the doctor was always like "WOAH." Not all that encouraging, you know?

P.S. Pass the morphine to the left hand side.

seriously i just peed a little. now THAT was a bi...

2009-04-30T14:30:00.000-04:00

seriously i just peed a little. now THAT was a birth story - can't wait to her the rest!