Sending me an email does not make you a stalker. But you will probably send me an email with the first line saying, "I sound like a stalker but I'm not." And really, that's kind of the first thing a stalker would say.
I love emails! I try to return them quickly but sometimes I am a colossal failure. I'm not being rude. I'm probably a hot mess and can't create a thought that makes sense.